My new car is finally fully mine now that my new plates arrived today…
On Wednesdays I play sand volleyball at a bar with some friends in a coed rec league. In general, people would not like the drunk people to break the nets, so they posted a sign. Over time this sign has morphed into the following:
The bottom used to say “Hank Yo” which I liked better than just “Yo” as it seemed like some dude named Hank signed it.
I have such 5th grade humor.