Omphaloskepsis is a word you won’t find in all dictionaries. It refers to the practice of meditating while contemplating one’s navel. Stolen from http://www.gynob.com/contnavel.htm
I’ve been receiving a fair amount of voicemail at work from sales jagbags that are of the form “Hey, this is Jagbag from JB Inc, I’ve got a couple of questions for you, so if you could call me back at 555-DICKBAG, I’d appreciate it.” I will never return this call. It’s not that its …
At dinner, my beautiful wife Sarah made the suggestion that she would match my donations if I shave it all off today. At the start of this month, Lena had been asking “When do we pay you to shave it off?” Today is apparently the day. I failed at my goal of growing a mustache …
Special and awesome thanks to Ana for donating! 2 more days to go, get your donation in now and be awesome like Ana! http://mobro.co/ktgeek With her donation and one from Jason, I’m at $586. It would be awesome to break 600. (More awesome would be $1000, but I’m being realistic.) To celebrate, Ana (and everyone …
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I’m almost at the end of Movember, and its gone about as well as I thought it would. At this point, I’ll start accepting donations to shave it off! This is one of my final pleas! http://mobro.co/ktgeek
I haven’t posted in a bit, but I haven’t thrown in the towel yet. I’ve been so busy I haven’t been able to say: seriously, I’m being goofy for a good cause, if you can, please donate. It’s only 6 days until the stache goes away. The mustache is temporary, a cure for testicular or …
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I said this last week, and Linky picked it up, my stache looks like the one on that dude from Napoleon Dynamite. I’m in the tail half of the month and could really use your help to raise more cash to aid in the fight for men’s health! http://mobro.co/ktgeek
Movember continues. My mustache is about what I thought it would be. But hey, keep me going by donating! http://mobro.co/ktgeek
This is pretty pathetic. But hey, I’ll take pity donations! http://mobro.co/ktgeek