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Complete this sentence

The game of the day is:

In the comment section of my blog, complete this sentence:

“If my feet had balls….”

Here’s Space Ghost with something to think about

Today’s question comes from a fark thread

If somebody gave you a brand new Lamborghini, absolutely free on the condition that you must always have a license-plate reading “SHEMALE” – would you take it?

Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

SCO joke of the day

The mailing list 0xdeadbeef gives us the SCO joke of the day:The Sultan’s Son

Quote of the day

This comes to us from Groklaw article SCO’s Reply Memorandum Re Discovery – as text

But the reality is, this case is about a contract dispute. Linux got dragged into it as hostage. SCO is holding Linux by the neck, pointing a gun at its head, and telling IBM, “Do what I tell you, or I’ll shoot your little friend.”

Spam Subject: line of the day

This spam came into the moderation queue of the LUNI general mailing list, which I help moderate. This has got to be one of the best spam subjects I’ve seen in awhile.

Subject: Not a dating service, a SHAGGING service!

Groovey, baby!

Java dumbness of the day

My friend seva is an admin of some unix boxes (including linux) at a firm that does some stockish stuff. Appearently, some of their applications are based on java. He was running into a weird situation where the box was in EDT (where it lived) and but java kept thinking it was CDT (where the box was originally.) Well, it was reporting “America/Chicago” technically.
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Don’t mess with Texas’s Transportation Dept.

I learned something new today from the AP article Don’t Mess With Our Slogan, Texas Warns.

“Don’t mess with Texas” was an anti-littering slogan created by Texas’s Transportation Dept. Its now in our common lexicon and plastered everywhere, but until today, I had no idea it had such a non-macho beginning.

openssl as a debugging client

Today’s “useful tool of the day” comes to us thanks to the openssl command line tool from openssl. It was probably well known to all, but I just found out about it today.

From the openssl man page:

       s_client  This implements a generic SSL/TLS client which can establish
                 a transparent connection to a remote server speaking SSL/TLS.
                 It's intended for testing purposes only and provides only
                 rudimentary interface functionality but internally uses
                 mostly all functionality of the OpenSSL ssl library.

Here’s an example:
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