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My ____ of the day/week

Spam Subject of the week

You know, I shouldn’t be shocked by this anymore, but I still am. I love the niche markets that some spammers go after.
Subject: I know what ladies do on a farm. DO NOT leave them there unattended!
Do not leave your spouse on a farm unattended. She may replace you with animals and you will [...]

Everything I needed to learn in life I learned from Pop songs

The Bloodhound Gang was right, getting your Waffle House hash browns smothered1 and covered2 is the way to go. (See The Bad Touch.)
In any case, being in Nashville this weekend has allowed me to go to a Waffle House sober for the first time. Since I am a big fan of greasy food, [...]

Another argument in favor of Open Source

Not to make light of a sad situation…  But here’s our quote of the day.

"Open source means that your software can continue even after you’re arrested for murder!" — MARK

Word of the day

I’ve been told that the word of the day is consultapalooza.

Spam subject of the day…

This spam came to the info e-mail address for luni.org.  Its the best I’ve gotten in awhile.

Subject: employment crotch

Metasyntactic variable

My phrase of the day is metasyntactic variable
A metasyntactic variable is either a placeholder name (a kind of alias term, commonly used to denote the subject matter under discussion), or a random member of a class of things under discussion. The term originates from computer programming and other technical contexts, and is commonly used in [...]

Another Real Man of Genius: Andrew Ho

Mr. Smacker of Internet Dumbness
Andrew Ho is today’s Real Man of Genius for his blog comment follow-up smackdown titled Real Woman of Genius. Which appeared on this blog attached to this post.

Today’s phrase I hate

I really hate when e-mail is sent where a reply is clearly required, but then they tack on “Please advise.” I’m so sick of that phrase, and I can’t exactly put my finger on why. I’m seeing it quite often in e-mails at work, and maybe its the industry I work for, but [...]

Today’s phrase that should die

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This has to be one of the dumbest redundant phrases I’ve heard in awhile. There has to be a better way to communicate what people are trying to communicate when they use this phrase. Its sounds like something a 3rd grader would say.
In any case, this phrase must DIE. [...]

Geeky Internet Fan-boy moment of the day

Out on Michigan Ave I finally ran into Rachelle of rachelleb.com and chicagoist fame while she was covering an event for chicagoist (and maybe for her own blog as well.) Her camera is what convinced me it was her.
I introduced myself and said what a fan I was. She remembered me from some [...]