This morning the Chicago Tribune had the article 25,999-pound fashion statement about International‘s new CXT “severe service truck.” Asshats like Ahston Kutcher think they are all the rage. This is such a gross vehicle I threw up a little in my mouth while reading the article.
This just reminds me of the old joke of the Kenworth Pilgrimage, which it seems someone took too seriously. Also, its makes the P-Diddy/Puff-Daddy/Whatever-the-fuck-we’re-calling-him-this-week-and-for-saying-this-he’ll-bust-a-cap-in-my-ass/Sean “Puffy” Combs Diet Pepsi commercial from the Superbowl much less funny.
[Update: I don’t know how I missed this in my first reading, but this quote was pointed out to me (emphasis mine):
Daughter Shaylin, 15…adding that her Hummer is more practical to take to school, although “the International is way cooler. Now at school they call me either The Hummer Girl or The International Girl.”
If you’re being called “The Hummer Girl” I suspect that 1) you’re very popular and 2) its not due to your parents’ car. Either way, “the Hummer is more practical to take to school”? Sure, if you’re in IRAQ!]
Hahahahhahaha…
I just finished watching a first-season Everwood episode where the two doctors had several conversations, each with a teenage patient and her mother, that included the phrase, “Your culture came back, but it’s not strep throat.” The first time I heard it, I busted up and queued up the LaTour.
There are several parents in Poway driving Hummers, but as yet, none of the kids has forgone the standard lifted pickup truck. I’m sure it’s just a matter of time before we have our own Hummer Girl.
Someone’s being a spoiled brat. What’s wrong with these people? Can’t they just drive a normal car? Ohhhh….. I think I know…. They want to be the center of attention! This kind of people make me sick!
[Editor’s note: I’ve edited this post to remove the links and e-mail address which went off to links for penis enlargement pills. I have to say, I just want to keep this post, sans the links and e-mail, as its the most on-topic spam ever. I’m still laughing at it.]