This is the “Emergency Corona” that’s in my office nestled nicely in my collection of broken coffee mugs. It’s been up on that top shelf for almost 3 years. If you ever seen that bottom empty RUN. It means three things 1) I’ve exhausted other sources of beer at/near work 2) The day is so shittastic that I’ll drink 3 year old warm beer 3) The day is so shittastic I drank Corona.
Today wasn’t even nearly bad enough for me to think about going towards it, but one day…one day… I live in fear.