You can imagine where it goes from here.

Its just getting harder and harder to get going in the morning. I thought it was supposed to get easier. #
Damn, its 1:30pm and I haven’t yet pissed anyone off. #
@mattlavallee as a great man once said: we don’t pee in your pool, so stop farking my wife! #
holy jeez, I’m at 175 SMS [...]