You can imagine where it goes from here.

To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s probems. #
the Mean Fiddler in Hell’s kitchen is like my 4tu or 5th home #
@maigrey Think TDS! #
@maigrey I have a Zillow keychain/bottle opener for you. #
My twitter login, now smaller and sexier for your convenience. #
@ddribin awesome, you accidently answered a question for [...]