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Archive of entries posted on May 2005

I don’t need no one to tell me about heaven, I look at my daughter, and I believe.

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Today is Dinah’s first birthday. As cliched as it sounds, it doesn’t seem like that long. I have no idea where the time went. In the past year she’s gained over ten pounds and gotten quite a few inches longer.

Its a milestone in her life, and in mine and Sarah’s as well. All three of us have survived the year and are happy as we can be. I’m really not sure which is more shocking, her making it or Sarah and I making it.

There’s been “rough times” in the past year that involved Dinah not sleeping through the night and us being up (usually as a result of illness.) But that’s as bad as its been, and that’s really not all that bad. All in all we’ve been blessed with a happy, healthy, and friendly daughter.

We’ll have a birthday party, cake, a smash cake, all that fun stuff planned for today.

Maybe its time to move away from directv to comcast

10:59 Mark Notarus: comcast is suprisingly benign.
10:59 Mark Notarus: they haven’t pissed me off once since i moved to them last fall.
11:00 Mark Notarus: their modem is even more reliable than anyone’s dsl

Now that’s saying something. You don’t get a better endorsement than that from MARK NOTARUS!

11:00 Mark Notarus: no shit.

American Idolatry

I’m really amused that the people at votefortheworst.com are trying to game American Idol.

8 dollars of liquid beef jerky

In the Chicago Tribune’s food section today there was the article: When smoke gets in your beer, drink up.

The article goes on to talk about a few Smoke beers, including Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier which I have had always referred to as “Marzen smoke ale” even though Marzen is the type (if I remember correctly) of beer and not a brand name. Also, I don’t speak German.

Smoke is a two-faced friend. It’s great on barbecue, but lousy on our clothes after a night out. A smoky Scotch is one of life’s rare pleasures, but a smoked beer? Well, that’s a pleasure maybe best not left to the meek of palate.

The above quote pretty much sums up my feeling on smoke ales. I like them, I like them occasionally, but not all the time. At the establishment formerly known as Bud’s that was the last beer on the Centurions club. I think that was a good pacing for having one of the smoke ales, about once every 100 beers.

“It’s like liquid beef jerky,” said Chad Wulff, manager of The Map Room, a Chicago tavern that caters to beer connoisseurs. “And it’s fantastic.”

When I hit the beef jerky quote in the paper this morning, I laughed out loud on the train and scared my fellow passengers. The first time we tried to order an Aecht Schlenkerla Rauchbier at Bud’s our favorite waitress, Deena, warned us that it was “8 dollars of liquid beef jerky, are you sure?” Being adventurous we of course said yes, but that is an apt description. Its just great to see it almost word for word from someone else.

Schlenkerla, whose aroma B. United’s Web site describes as containing notes of “smoked sausage, bacon [and] carpet,” gets its smoky flavor from beech forests that surround the area.

You can never go wrong with bacon and carpet!

In any case, I recommend that any beer lover at least try a smoke ale on two separate occasions before you decide if you hate it or not.

Morn!

I have a few friends who work at Morningstar, Inc. here in Chicago. Today comes news of their IPO.

CHICAGO — Morningstar Inc., the research firm best known for its mutual fund data, on Monday filed to sell about $140.8 million of stock in an initial public offering.

The stock will trade on the Nasdaq Stock Market under the symbol “MORN” when it goes public Tuesday.

Anyone who watched Star Trek: Deep Space Nine will remember Morn as that dude who always hung out at Quark’s bar.

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Hmm, I think this is my second Star Trek related post of the day.

And people wonder why the US is the fattest nation…

It looks like someone has defeated the hamdog, which I’ve mentioned before, at least in terms of pure grossness.

Pa. Eatery Offers New 15-Pound Burger

The burger war is growing. Literally. Denny’s Beer Barrel Pub, which lost its crown as the home of the world’s biggest burger earlier this year, is now offering a new burger that weighs a whopping 15 pounds.

Dubbed the Beer Barrel Belly Buster, the burger comes with 10.5 pounds of ground beef, 25 slices of cheese, a head of lettuce, three tomatoes, two onions, a cup-and-a-half each of mayonnaise, relish, ketchup, mustard and banana peppers – and a bun.

Oh my god, you killed Star Trek! You bastards?

Orson Scott Card had a pretty good commentary on the current “end” of Star Trek.

His basic position is that it should have gotten better with subsequent versions of the show, but ended up getting stuck int he 60′s television mindset of keeping it dumbed down and not making it “good” science fiction. I can’t say I disagree with him as it certainly has not improved with each spinoff.

Here’s my favorite line from the article:

Nimoy was the only charismatic actor in the cast and, ironically, he played the only character not allowed to register emotion.